[holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube]. Withnail: Uncle Monty: I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. Prostitutes for the bees. Withnail: Danny: You're looking very beautiful, man. It is called a Camberwell Carrot. I feel like a pig shat in my head. Monty, Monty! All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! Flowers are essentially tarts. Change down, man, find your neutral space. How like an angel in apprehension. They are playing poker with bottle tops and a . And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. Withnail: Tactical necessity. Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! Trying for even more advantage. I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. Im in the same boat. Withnail: Would it be in bad form to plagiarise a toast? Danny: We're coming back in here. Forgive me, it was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed. I've got a bastard behind the eyes. [after having entirely covered himself in muscle embrocation to keep warm] All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Danny: How you feel. Eggs and things. I feel like a pig shat in my head! Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*** off while you're doing it! Old suit? Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb? Calm down. 10 quotes from Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay: 'We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.' . Hello? When I strike they won't know what hit them! Monty: This *is* the morning. Quotes.net. [after trying the Camberwell Carrot] It can utilise up to 12 skins. The Withnail and I film script contains a virtually non-stop array of one-liners from all the main characters - and for this reason the film is often touted as being one of the most quotable films ever made. General: Withnail: Marwood: I wouldn't drink that if I was you. Marwood: Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. I know where you are, you're at Crow Crag. Withnail: That's politics, innit? Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Listen to me, listen to me! Withnail: And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric. [narrating over scene] Withnail: This dreadful little Israelite. Marwood: Danny: Best kill it quick before it tries to make friends with us. Withnail: Oh, my boys, my boys, we're at the end of an age. I can never touch meat until it's cooked. The older order changeth, yielding place to new. Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. What is it? Press J to jump to the feed. Must be 20,000 sheep up there on those volcanoes, we've got a plate full of carrots. No more than you have. Street: the embalmer. Jake: Danny: We want the finest wines available to humanity. I need at least an hour for lunch., Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. Marwood: It's those dreadful beady eyes, they stare you out. How noble in reason! Withnail: We're doing a feature for Country Life. These eels are for my pot. Monty: Brings back such memories of Oxford. We may as well sit round this cigarette. Withnail and I completed its run in 1970. Sod your pheasants! It's true, I crept the boards in my youth. tags: humour, withnail-i. No, nor woman neither nor woman neither. Scrubbers! The wankers on site don't drink it because they can't afford it! Marwood: I can't. Goes into court in his caftan and a bell. Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. You won't keep us anywhere. What happened to your cigar commercial? [he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his]. Marwood: Marwood: You're full of Scotch, you silly tool! Keep back, keep back! Don't suppose you've engaged, have you? I'm starving. I'm getting the *fear*! If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry - neither did they. Scrubbers! Listen, we're bona fide. Quotes.net. Marwood stands there, petrified, the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting, he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Look here, my cousin's a QC! Shut that gate and keep it shut! Marwood: The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Withnail: You love him. I say, you know what we should do? It's ridiculous. I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. [voiceover] I've been to drama school. We want to get in there, don't we? Who f***s arses? Quotes and one-liners: . You been away? You've got a rush. Monty: [to the cat] you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. Monty: His sister give him the idea. Marwood: Marwood: Uncle Monty: Sherry? Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. [cockily] When they take a holiday "by mistake" at the country house of Withnail's flamboyantly gay uncle, Monty, they encounter the unpleasant side of the . The beauty of the world! The only thing you're in that I've been in is this fucking bath! Politics, man. Marwood: Jesus Christ! Policeman 1: They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man. Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons? How can I possibly know what we should do? Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. "I'm gonna pull your head off because I don't like your head.". This page was last edited on 1 November 2022, at 17:35. You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks! Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. Here. Withnail: At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child. They walk down to the cottage. An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door, she still doesn't answer. Monty: *Scrubbers*! I'll swallow it and run a mile! I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.". They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. [referring to the radish on Monty's lapel] Marwood: "I f*** arses"? There is, youll agree, a certain je ne sais quoi oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.. His head must weight fifty pounds on its own. Is Marwood in love with Withnail? You undo your valve and give them a dose of unadulterated child's piss and they have to give you your keys back. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." Your desires. Belongs to the fellow downstairs. Don't get uptight with me, man. Withnail: An expert on bulls you are not! I tried not to. Then they must be delighted with your career. I happen to be the proprietor. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. Monty: Withnail: Don't look, don't look! Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. Marwood: The carrot has mystery. Beastly, ungrateful little swine! He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. "I'm gonna pull you head off." It's too hot so he drops it]. Jesus Christ! Irishman: You can never, never disguise it. [Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor]. He can eat his fucking radish. Uncle Monty: Get that damned little swine out of here! Withnail: So, there's this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking Batman with this really rather far-out looking hat. Keep your bag up. Marwood: Suits me. Richard E. Grant Is Making Self-Isolation Fun With Classic 'Withnail www.bbcamerica.com. Withnail: Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! Marwood stands there, petrified]. Now, would you leave? There is a certain. Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. Don't vent spleen on me, I'm in the same boat! Withnail: It sent chills up and down my spine when Keith quotes Prabhupada when he said . I'm not going to understudy anybody. quotes military heroes famous quotesgram. Im in a park and Im practically dead. Withnail freezes in terror with a mouthful of pie]. Danny: Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this fucking mountainside! [Jake has left a dead hare hanging on the cottage door, along with a note], Monty: Look at him! [reading the note] If you can't find anything, bring in the shed. Tea Shop Proprietor: Withnail: Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you Marwood: Imagination! Quotes About Cool Kid (57 Quotes) www.quotemaster.org. Why have you drugged their onions?! Oh, Baudelaire. Withnail: You'll all suffer! You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. Monty: Uncle Monty: Oh, my boys, my boys, forgive me. [smiling] This is a court, man. Pin By Lucy MckFunkdrick On Sunny Side | Withnail And I, Mens www.pinterest.com. Marwood: To tutor it in the ways of righteousness, and procure some uncontaminated urine. [reading graffiti] [ruefully] Withnail: Look at this; accident blackspot? Withnail: His mechanism's gone, he's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners! Marwood: Withnail, you bastard, wake up. Right can anybody explain the here hare here joke from withnail and I? Vegetables again. [holding up a pill] Withnail: Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! You just wait. Do you like to experience all facets of life? Withnail: You mean we've come out here in the middle of f***ing nowhere without aspirins? Why don't you go back? Of course you are! Haven't seen Gielgud down the labour exchange! We're working on a film up here. "Curse of the Superman. Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain, they stop and look at each other. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Let him get his drugs out. Marwood: let him get his drugs out! Sitting down to enjoy my holiday. Monty: I've only had a few ales. These mom & son quotes will help you describe your love for him. [with his mouth full] Afrika Korps. I'm good-looking. Listen, I think you should strangle it instantly in case it starts trying to make friends with us. I've already put two shilling pieces in. Sherry? Hurry up, Mabs. Half an hour? Withnail: Oh, but how dreadful. We want them here and we want them now! We've got to get some booze. You want working on, boy. The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. Will we never be set free? These aren't mine, they belong to him. Have you met Jake? Black puddings are no good to us. It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less. Marwood: I've no idea, I've never met him. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything! Go with it. Parkin's been. Withnail: [voiceover] Wait till the morning, we'll go in together. Now, come along, I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato. What had I done to offend him? He told me about your arrest in the Tottenham Court Road. [Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon] A Massachusetts man was sentenced to probation for running an illegal hare trapping operation in Maine. Oh no, we'd be sucked into his trap! An expert on bulls you are not! We're in this cottage here. I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum! Monty: I'm gonna be a star*! Nonsense. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. Burnt! Why have you drugged their onions?! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! What the fuck are you talking about? "Here. *What are you doing prowling around in the middle of the fucking night*? I must have some booze. I've never met him. Course you have, you're the poacher. Withnail : Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! Marwood: Well, I'd hardly say that. [he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it]. Monty: Well, don't. I never thought he'd come all this way. Offer him yourself. Withnail: This thread is archived. Who fucks arses? I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. It's trying to get itself in with you, it's trying for even more advantage! [Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. Marwood: [after a phone call with his agent] Please, let's go. How dare you! Jesus Christ, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row! Me? I've only had a few ales. Survey of rural types. Your email address will not be published. move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. How can it be so cold in here? *I'll show the lot of you*! Have another look in that shed. [after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. [holding him back] He had a weight under his fez. Hey, show no fear! Please don't. Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain]. You have done something to your brain. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. I say, you know what we should do? Imagine the size of his balls. Tactical necessity. How can it be so cold in here? Very, very foolish words, man. Withnail: The only people he converses with are his clients, and occasionally the police. Withnail: Good old Jake. Marwood: There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! He told me about your problems. What happened to my agent? [voiceover] It takes away your appetite just looking at it. Just you wait! *You'll all suffer*! Suits me. Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. It was like walking into a lung. He doesn't have any friends. She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself. I couldn't, I'm spaced. I wondered if you could sell us some food. 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. This pill's valued at two quid. [he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Monty: Give it a chance. Withnail and I is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Withnail: Thought I was going for a minute. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into you brain! You got a rush. What goods the countryside? Oh, don't tell me you're not aware of it, I know what you're up to and so do you. Withnail: Don't threaten me with a dead fish! I could hardly piss straight with fear. [They drunkenly barge into some tearooms]. Withnail is cowering under the covers, the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch, screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning, the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. And we want them here, and we want them now! Headhunter to everyone. You hold it down, I'll strangle it. Here grows the plant Assidos, which, when worn by any one, protects him from the evil spirit, forcing it to state its business and name; consequently the foul spirits keep out of the way there. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. I've no idea. Marwood: Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder]. [the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch]. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. You lose, you gain. The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. Danny: What the f*** are you talking about? I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Marwood: "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." But old now, old. [overtaking a car on the motorway] Oh, bollocks to the Wellingtons. I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. I thought they'd all be out the back, drinking cider and discussing butter. One of us has got to stay on guard. Then why has my head gone numb? Withnail: Cos if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. Who is the huge spade in the bath? We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. Monty: General: Just think of it with bacon across its back. Withnail And I - Wikipedia en.m.wikipedia.org. [telephoning his agent] Withnail: How can it be so cold in here? Marwood: He's right, Withnail, look at him! It's like Greenland in here. Jake: Here hare here!' What's in your hump? What have you found? And soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. Danny: I happened to be looking for a suit for The Coalman two weeks ago. What is all this tactical necessity and calculated risk? I'm preparing myself to forgive you. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. Wait till the morning, we'll go in together. This doesn't go down at all well. We've gone on holiday by mistake. I think a drink, don't you? He's an expert. Easily https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Withnail_and_I&oldid=3185462. Withnail: Ive told you why. Withnail: hide. Withnail: Got a randy bull up there. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. These aren't accidents! I don't consciously offend big men like this. The fucking kettle's on fire! Withnail: Where is he? It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Withnail: Irishman: It's the only solution to this intense cold. Don't you agree? Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness! Sherry? Grab its ring. I shall miss you too. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary. You don't understand. The school in fiction Poetry. That's what you say. This is a court, man. I sense there is world play but I just don't get it. These pheasants are for my pot. You needn't explain, he's told me everything. Withnail: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? Withnail: No, I haven't got another. I know you're not asleep, boy. Add spice to it. Marwood: Oh dear, no, no, no, I'd be sucked into his trap. Withnail: 'Scuse me. 'S alright, 's alright, s'alright We're going, our car has arrived! [staggering out] Find the exact The police, Miss Blennerhassett. Prostitutes for the bees. Marwood: Tea Shop Proprietor: Yes, we'll buy this place and we'll install a fucking jukebox in here and liven all you stiffs up a bit! I must be ill. Withnail: Right, you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up. Withnail: Monty: (to the cat) you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. The beauty of the world. [amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables] We worked out it would be very handy karma for him to get hold of a suit. Well, it's not my fault if the system doesn't work! We'll have another pair of large scotches. Give in to it, boy. That's what you say. If I see that silage heap hanging about up here, *I'll take the bastard axe to him*! Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. Withnail: Scrubbers! There can be no true beauty without decay. [Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window]. Withnail unfolds the note and hands it to Monty. If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you. Wake up you bastard, or I burn this bastard bed down! It's impossible, I swear it. Or do you shut yourself off from new experience? He says he wont come in for lunch without an apology. I think we've been in here too long. Danny: Withnail: Withnail: So he looks at the Coalman and says, "What's all this? Jake: My brain's capsizing, I've gotta unfuck my brain! Oh, you little traitors. How like a *god*! My brain's capsizing. We worked out it would be handy karma for him to get hold of a suit but he's a very low temperature spade, the Coalman. The murder and All-Bran and rape. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. He can eat his ****ing radish. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! [voiceover] We might wanna do a film in here. The "I must sleep with you because I've been scared" - convenient isn't it, when you're both half or . You got a rush. Jake: Listen to this. Marwood: No you can't, listen to me, listen to me! Poacher. Offer him yourself. Withnail: You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house? Monty: Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Why can't I get on television? Withnail: It's obsessed with its gut. Withnail: Sort of said it without thinking. Matter. We'll tell him they had a farmers' conference and had a run on them. Danny: They don't like me being on stage. Jake: Now look, you. Stop saying that! How dare you. Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. You need working on, boy! I need at least an hour for lunch. We want the finest wines available to humanity. Withnail: That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. Dosed 'em. "It's gone. We'll be back. It's ridiculous. We're in the middle of a f***ing gale. by Anonymous: . [casually lighting a cigarette] How dare you tell him that?! What makes you possibly think I've got anything for your pot? Prostitutes for the bees. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors! They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot. There must and shall be aspirin! This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. [calmly] It has voodoo qualities. Clip from Withnail & I Rest in happy peace Richard Griffiths ! Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Withnail: Two out-of-work actors -- the anxious, luckless Marwood and his acerbic, alcoholic friend, Withnail -- spend their days drifting between their squalid flat, the unemployment office and the pub. [screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning] And the Coalman looks at him and says, "Do you think you look normal, Your Honour?" We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. - Monty: Youre going to finish the vegetables. by Anonymous: reply 16: February 3, 2021 10:58 PM: I've gone on holiday by mistake. Be seated. Get into the countryside. Hare. Monty: No, no, you can't. I have just finished fighting a naked man! Danny: It's wearing a yellow sock. Marwood: You're simply blackmailing your emotions to avoid the realities of your relationship with him. I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! Danny's a genius. The carrot has mystery. Be seated. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. Tanks. [spits onto the ground] Withnail: Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. Then you gotta change its drawers for it. You got to throttle him. Danny: Now, what makes you think I should give you something for your pot? Withnail: Sulking up the hill. Withnail: Marwood: (Voice-over) Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. Alright, we're going to have to work quickly. I'm preparing myself to forgive you. Where did you school? Because I want to walk you to the station. No, his dog doesn't come up here. 'He used to pick on me. Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot? [pointing an eel at him] These eels here are for his pot. He's lent us his cottage. Hey, give us a wheeze on that fag. Look out that window, if you see anything, anything at all, tell me. 1 likes. Danny: Monty: According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. Marwood: This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave oerhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. And we want them here, and we want them now! Here.". Talk:Withnail and I. Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity! Withnail: I think you've been punished enough. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Imagine the size of his balls. [while high on drugs] If you think you're going to have a weekend's indulgence up here at his expense, which means him having a weekend's indulgence up here at my expense, you got another thing coming. Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity. Quite freaked me at the time. Marwood: I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary! Withnail. How dare you! Withnail: These are the sort of windows faces look in at! What we need is harmony, fresh air, stuff like that., Flowers are essentially tarts. The poets represented in the book include the Old Wykehamists John Crommelin-Brown, Lord Alfred Douglas, Robert Ensor, A. P. Herbert, George Huddesford, Lionel Johnson, William Lipscomb, Robert Seton-Watson, Thomas Adolphus Trollope . Withnail: Black puddings are no good to us. Withnail: Withnail: These are the sort of windows faces look in at! Withnail: Do you grow? Do you like vegetables? [Danny offers Withnail his huge Camberwell Carrot spliff] He's going into your room. "Boy lands plum role for top Italian director" Course he does! Especially that little pimp! Withnail: Jake: Its landlord was a retired alcoholic with military pretensions and a complexion like the inside of a teapot. Monty: I'm not having this shag-sack insulting me! Monty: All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. He won't gore you. Discover the priceless words that sparkle and shine here. Marwood: And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. I had to come. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. You got a rush. Marwood: Come on lads, let's get home. I recommend you smoke some more grass. [to Marwood] Withnail: I've some extremely distressing news. Tell him if you must, I no longer care. Withnail: It will pass. https://www.quotes.net/movies/withnail_and_i_quotes_14074. Tea Shop Proprietor: Withnail: Look at this - accident blackspot? That's what I want to know! Now, come along, he's going to revitalise himself and you're going to finish the vegetables. Marwood: Withnail: There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this f***ing mountainside! We are multimillionaires. Didn't you hear? Sophocles. This is a British cult classic. You have made it high. Danny: [high-pitched voice] Plot - Withnail and "I" - the narrator - are two aspiring actors and friends who are looking for a job in London without success. Go with it. You mustn't blame yourself. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. It'll happen. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. Why don't I get any soup? Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts . I assure you I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. We've just run out of wine. Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. 2010 Drama 24M views 2 years ago Uncle Monty - the end of an age ohheckforgotusername 157K views 11 years ago Withnail & I 30. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you. Marwood: I will say one thing for Monty, he keeps a sensational cellar. One of us has got to stay on guard. Locations, see. Withnail: Hair are your aerials. Danny: Stop saying that, Withnail! There can be no true beauty without decay. You can use the left-hand menu to view some of the most popular quotes from the main Withnail and I characters . [wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway] [they stop and look at each other. Like "Withnail: This is ridiculous. Oh, look at this little bastard. Withnail: Withnail: I was gonna cook onions. Monty: Oh, how I tried not to. This is me, naked in a corner! Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. Peter Marwood: That's alright, I'll go alone. Withnail: They can handle the kaftan, they can't handle the bell. What happened to my cigar commercial? The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news. Uncle Monty: It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane.".
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